Grow your business with the magic of lumpy mail!
Get noticed, get results, and give your competitors something to worry about with personalised, engaging, 'lumpified' direct mail that hits the mark every time.
What the hell is lumpy mail?
It's like direct mail but a million times better! Lumpy mail is a guaranteed attention-grabber. Unlike boring, wordy letters, or the 500th email or LinkedIn message of the day, it gets noticed and sparks curiosity.For the lucky person on the receiving side, it's like discovering a toy in a box of cereal as a kid! This unexpected approach leaves a lasting impression on the people you'd love to work with and makes your business stand out from those pesky competitors.
Who am I?
How rude of me! My name's Danny, and with 15 years of digital marketing experience helping clients score meetings with huge names like Ikea and Primark as The Email Man, I’m now all in on lumpy mail.These days, I spend a lot of time popping fun, physical, attention-grabbing bits and bobs in the post to bag new business for people just like you.
What can I do for you?
I can whip up and send out customised lumpy mail to whoever needs to stop what they're doing and take notice of you: potential customers, current customers, lapsed customers, candidates, former guests, you name it. Whoever they are, I can send them something wonderfully lumpy!Forget paying the tech giants a fortune for more faceless online ads. Say hello to something different and brace yourself for engagement like you've never seen before. Whatever your audience, lumpy mail can get them to hear what you've got to offer them and take action.
What does it cost?
Right now, I can get people to stop dead in their tracts and hear what you've got to say for as little as £4.99/€5.99 per piece of lumpy mail. My rates are an absolute steal at the minute!Stack that up against Google’s average cost of £3.72/€4.44* per click, and the value is obvious. For the price of a few half-hearted taps on a Google ad that disappear in an instant, you get a far more meaningful interaction with the people you'd love to work with.
What do you have to do?
In three words, not a lot. Just give me a heads-up on the people or businesses you want to work with, and I'll flesh out some ideas on what to send to get them to do whatever it is you want them to do.Obviously, there's a lot of clever stuff happening behind the scenes to make the magic happen, but do you really care about that? No. You just want to see results, and results is what you'll get.
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